El Mooiachi

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Statistics

• Race: Dead
• Sex: Male
• Height: F*cking Huge
• Weight: F*cking Heavy
• Age: 35, dead, but feeling much better
• Archetype: Tanker
• Primary: Stone Armor
• Secondary: Fire Melee

History

Character Portrait
Party Veterinarian, El Mooiachi

Robert Bobito was a mariachi. A damn good mariachi. So damn good, in fact, that he was invited to play for the head of a local crime sydicate, auditioning for a spot in the band at his favorite daughter's wedding.

This made Bob nervous. In his sweat and tears, Bob's fingers slipped, and he sadly swallowed the mute for his favorite trumpet. Predictably, everyone was so liquored up on cheap tequila that the authorities were never called, and Bob expired on the floor of a very lovely home.

Expecting to go to heaven, Bob was ready to greet Saint Peter with open arms. Unfortunately, Bob's predilection for...err..."Animal Husbandry", if you catch my drift, sent him in the other direction.

Satan offered Bob a choice: Stay in Hell for eternity with the Top 40 Easy Listening Hits Featuring Michael Bolton on loop, or begin his redemption and return to earth as part man, part cow, and all badass.

The choice was easy. Now on a quest to save his soul, El Mooiachi fights for truth, justice, and the rights of animal lovers everywhere.

Besides, Michael Bolton sucks.